calm down im only messing with you everyone know’s im absolutely bonkers over my boyfriend
i just like riling you up you’re adorable

calm down im only messing with you everyone know’s im absolutely bonkers over my boyfriend
i just like riling you up you’re adorable

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
THE ENTIRE TIME IM WATCHING THIS IM SCREAMING “THIS IS BULLSHIT” AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
with the water droplets WHAT A FUCKING PRETENTIOUS CAKE
This cake looks like 90% icing sugar and diabetes. Who the hell even likes the taste of that much icing?! Unless it’s chocolate, or cream cheese icing, get outta town.
no
no fuck you stop you fucking dick
bring beer to the party??? your text said “bring bear” so that’s what i brought i mean i guess it was a typo but either way someone’s gotta tell the polar bear to go home

casually avoiding death
omfg, i can’t stop laughing
O.O
wtf, 4 times. he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time!
any milk that isnt whole 100% milk is a fucking lie and you shouldnot drink it i made this bold on accident but you still should not fucking drink that weak shti
Basically how I imagine all the Wincest shippers felt once Cas was introduced.
Based on the notorious Jake from State Farm commercial!